The Screaming Idiot

Dan is in line at Wal-Mart, waiting for the 52 people in front of him to complete the most complicated grocery transactions in history. In the meantime his child is picking up everything on the impulse-buy shelves. After traversing the endless corridors of shopping hell and spending $500 after planning to stop and grab 2 things for […]

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Losing Faith in Humanity

“Do yourself a favor, and get yourself a friend that think they’re a fucking moron you’re the dumbest person they’ve ever met. I think its important.” – Joe Santagato Seeing this stuff makes me lose faith in humanity. Thank God that people like Joe Santagato are around to make me laugh at these people instead!

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How Does My Child Eat? Like a Viking!

We never know, when taking our little darlings into public, what the end result will be. There’s no rhyme or reason to when they will behave and when they will terrorize everyone and everything around them. As a parent it’s embarrassing and we all hate it when our child chooses the latter. Recently my wife […]

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The Old Spaghetti Factory

The Old Spaghetti Factory, Downtown Nashville, TN   The Old Spaghetti Factory is a family owned and operated restaurant that opened it’s first location in Portland Oregon in 1969. If you’re looking for a unique experience in downtown Nashville, but don’t want to spend a fortune on food, this might be the best place to […]

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How Are You Alive?

Ever watched someone for a few seconds and wondered to yourself: How is it that you’ve survived this long? These people put Darwin’s survival of the fittest to the test. There’s no way these people lived this long and that theory holds and water. Find more great content at DadDoneLostIt.com

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Dress for Succ-Sex!

You’re in the shower reliving fond memories of a time long since passed when you were a sexual deviant and there were no women safe from you. With a smirk on your face you get out of the shower still daydreaming about what a beast you were. Raw, animalistic instincts driving you forward; pure testosterone […]

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