Punishment: Babies Don’t Understand. Do They?

Johnny broke your eyeglasses, got fingerprints all over your TV and bit the dog’s ear. Johnny’s 1 and he’s going to be trouble when he’s older. You want to yell, scream, put him over your knee, but you’ve always heard that baby’s don’t understand punishment. It won’t do any good to punish Johnny at his […]

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How Not to Lose Your Shit

You’ve had all you can take. Your wife has been nagging at you, the children have been screaming, Bob from the office is a special kind of douche bag lately, and the car is making a weird sound. Then is happens. The dog tracks mud in the house or you notice a stain on your […]

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Monday’s SUCK!

It’s a wonderful Monday morning here at the Dad Done Lost It office, so I thought to help you get through your Monday you might want to laugh at people dealing with their own! Enjoy Enjoy more great content at DadDoneLostIt.com!

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Sleep More – Avoid the dirt nap

You know that studies have said for years that seven to nine hours of sleep daily is the optimum amount, but who has time for that? Your days are only 24 hours long and you already have 36 hours of things that need your attention. How are you supposed to cut out an extra 7 […]

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Finish the Damned Work!

In this series I’ve talked about time management and prioritizing your work to help you accomplish more in the time you have. I think I’ve beaten it to death at this point. Sometimes, though, simply prioritizing and managing your schedule well just isn’t enough. Sometimes you just have too much on your plate. Too many […]

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To Sit the Throne Like a King

You are now ready to relinquish full control of your throne. To allow your young son or daughter to sit in your stead while you’re off on hunts or conquering nearby lands. Congratulations, but first we need to discuss the process of educating the young prince or princess in the etiquette required for this particular court.

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Be Your Hero

Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. When we’re children our heroes are beings with super powers fighting for the good of humanity with their larger than life presence. They’re indestructible and strong and we want to be like them. As we grow we find real-world roll models to follow. It may have been your […]

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I can wipe my own ass!

UPDATE!!! This series was updated, you can read the updated version here! God I can’t wait to hear these words! Every dad understands the desire to start potty training your kid almost before you get home from the hospital. In fact I’m sure every parent understands. We have dreams of our child accomplishing great things. […]

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The Return of the Bed-wetter

You’ve spent the day congratulating yourself and celebrating. Since the kiddo woke up and you changed that last diaper there have been no accidents. It’s been a long road and a hard fought battle to train your child to sit on the toilet when they needed to use the restroom, but you have emerged VICTORIOUS!

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